The Week That Was 6/18/07 - 6/24/07    

ED: Oh, come one. The Orioles fired their manager. No way I am not passing this off onto JOOOOOOOOOGE!!!

JC: I not happy Jooge. I have Tibor help since he funny and I mad. I have to type for Tibor since he no type with no finger from butter churning accident. I type like Tibor - mmjjssjk mjjsjkasdsjklsk. HAH HAH. Tibor flip me stump.

TIBOR SAY: Jooge no funny. And Linda look like horse.

JC: Oh it’s on Stumpy! You no Employee of Month like me and Ed.

TIBOR SAY: Jooge work close in to Lower San Zimbazslovavia. You get Employee of Month for coming in sober one day.

AFL

JC: Austin Wrangler getting contraction by league for no good and no fan.

TIBOR SAY: How that not stop Bon Jovi?

WEEK SEVENTEEN!!!

JC: Justin need find own foreign corresponded to cover for him.

MLB

JC: Former Giants, Cubs and Padres PVC! Rod Beck deads at 38.

TIBOR SAY: Still good replace for any Red PVC!

JC:  DL LIST!!! Dodgers P Jason Schmidt (shoulder – dones for the season), Giants VETERAN PRESENCE!!! Rich Aurillia (neck), Cardinals OF Jim Edmonds (back), Cardinals P Braden Looper (shoulder), Blue Jays P A.J. Burnett (shoulder), Royals DH Mike Sweeney (knee), Astro PVC!!! Brad Lidge (oblique), Indians OF David Dellucci (hamstring), Marlin P Anibal Sanches (done for season with hurt shoulder), Royals P Scott Elarton (foot), Oriole SS Miguel Tejada (wrist), Mariner P Cha Seung Baek (shoulder), White Sox OF Darin Erstad (ankle), Phillies P Jon Lieber (foot), Nats SS Christian Guzman (thumb), Nats P Jesus Colome (right lower extremity soft-tissue infection), Rangers P Vicente Padilla (triceps)

JC:  PLAYA MOVEMENT!!!  Blue Jays releases P Tomo Ohka – who sign with Cardinal. Red Sox release P J.C. Romero. Orioles call up P’s Rob Bell and Paul Shuey. Yankees call up 1B Andy Phillips and DFAs 1B Josh Phelps who is claim by Pirate. Indians DFA PVC!!! Roberto Hernandez. Blue Jays release P John Thomson who sign with Royal. The Tigers trades P Wilfredo Ledezma to Brave for P Macay McBride. The A’s DFA OF Milton Bradley then try to trade him to Royal before MLB shoot trade down. The Tiger trades P Mike Maroth to Cardinal for PTBNL. D-Rays shipped out OF Elijah Dukes. The Washington Nationals pick up P Levale Speigner from Minnesota for OF Darnell McDonald

JC: Oriole fire Manager Sam Perlozzo and replace temporary with Dave Trembly play Miguel Tejada with broked wrist then get put on DL. Oriole then hire Andy McPahil as new president and get turn down by Joe Girardi to make new manager. I love your baseballs because I love my Orioles but my Orioles hurt like Tibor in the butter churner. I give them so much and they take me love like Tibor mother when sailor on shore leave. I close give up but then I think of Oriole way and I know it come back soon go manly-meaty super veteran yes. But Oriole hurt me in special place. I no know what to do. I think I look to you football since…WAIT!!!! I just hears Oriole now want Dusty Baker as new manager and I happy again Tibor when he get monthly check from butter churner company!!!

TIBOR SAY: Now you know for true that royal family all inbreed. Poor Jooge. He need to be Met fan like me.

JC: Yankees and Mariners sign Chinese players. I let Tibor make funny.

TIBOR SAY: Yankee and Mariners sign two since hungry for more a half hour after signing first.

JC: Rangers owner Tom Hicks say he think Ranger OF Juan Gonzalez use steroid. Then Ranger DH Sammy Sosa hit 600^th home run and Ranger celebrate like Lower San Zimbazslovavia when they get running water yesterday. Does this make logic?

TIBOR SAY: Ranger still better than Oriole, Jooge.

JC: SUSPENDEDS!!! Phillies 3^rd bases coach Steve Smith and C Carlos suspend for bumping umpires. Cubs 1B Derrek Lee and Padres P Chris Young are suspend 5 games for fighting. Pirates P Mike Capps suspend 3 games for hitting Prince Fielder. Astro P Chad Qualls is suspend 3 games for throwing ball to stands after sucking.

JC: Fomer Cub, Indian, Yankee and Giant OF Mel Hall arrest for sexual assault.

TIBOR SAY!! Mel Hall original Pacman Jones?

SOCCER

JC: We no talk about Lower San Zimbazslovavia beating us. Sport world hurt.

TIBOR SAY: I talk about it. I no like losing. I really no like losing to Lower San Zimbazslovavia. I hate hate hate lose to Lower San Zimbazslovavia by 47 goal. Only team we beat now would be USA. Posh Spice never come here now. Mmm, Spice Girl make me feel funny in stumps.

NFL

JC: Fomer Oiler S Jim Norton died at 68.

JC:  PLAYA MOVEMENT!!! Dolphins terminate contract on DT Dan Wilkinson. Eagle TE/LS Mike Bartrum retires. The Colts claim CB Antonio Perkins off waiver from Cleveland. The Falcons sign LB Orlando Huff.

JC: Former Redskin and Giant LB LaVar Arrington hurted in motorcycle accident. Tibor?

TIBOR SAY: He now go sign with Steeler where he an Ben Roethlisberger can ride tricycles to work.

JC: TROUBLE LIST!!! Pacman Jones is new Ol’ Dirty Bastard! Bengal RB Quincy Wilson arrest for disorderly conduct. Browns WR Mike Mason get tasered and arrest for disorderly conduct. Former Eagle, Bill, Seahawk and Ram P Rick Tuten arrest for buy stolen good. Bear DT Tank Johnson arrest for speeding and DUI. Dolphins DT Fred Evans arrest and tasered after fight police.

NCAA 

JC: Indiana football coach Terry Hoeppner die at 59. Indiana have football?

TIBOR SAY: Like Lower San Zimbazslovavia have traffic jam.

JC: Oregon win again COLLEGE WS!!!

NHL

JC: The NHL draft happen in Columbus, Ohio. Columbus, Ohio?

TIBOR SAY: Lower San Zimbazslovavia must charge too much to hold draft.

NBA

JC: Reggie Theus name head coach of Sacramento Kings. This make Ed really-really-really old.

TIBOR SAY: Ed so old he remember when there just East and West San Zimbazslovavia and Jooge royal family actually have power.

JC: No one that old Tibor. Except Linda.

OTHER   

JC: CFL NEWZ!!! Edmonton sign DL Rahim Abdullah. Toronto cut WR Eugene Baker, S Anthony Dorsett and ST Seans Simms, RB Andre Durie, sign OT Steve Morely and put QB eric Crouch on the 9 week IR. A fan attacks a referee at a B.C. Lions-Saskatchewan Roughriders pre-season game. Hamilton release LB Rob Hitchcock and WR Mike Morreale. Winnipeg trade QB Brad Banks to Montreal Alouettes for QB Kliff Kingsbury. Montreal cut LB Donnavan Carter and DE D.D. Achelonu. Saskatchewan acquire RB Wes Cates from Calgary Rob Lazeo and a conditional 2009 draft pick and pick up DB Tad Kornegay from Hamilton WR's Jason French and Thyron Anderson.

JC: Wimbledon start! All of world get to see minky Upper San Zimbazslovavian tennis players and think how lucky Tibor and me are!

TIBOR SAY!!! Well, me lucky. Sexy hot Upper San Zimbazslovavia womens tennis players no talk to Jooge.

JC: Juan Montoya win Toyota/Save Mart 350 NASCAR roaded race. This prove American no smart enough to turn right too, right?

TIBOR SAY!!! No. This prove no one care about NASCAR in any country.