2004 NFL DRAFT FIRST ROUND
(as much as we could stand)

Bill and I play our repective roles. DevilSaint is the smoothie drinking, big pimpin' Chris St. Clair.

Session Start: Sat Apr 24 11:36:18 2004
Session Ident: #stupidfootball
[11:36] * Now talking in #stupidfootball
[11:36] * Looking up MelKiperSr user info...
[11:37] <Rippa> I am getting lunch so I wont really be here for like 30 minutes
[11:41] <MelKiperSr> me too
[11:42] * MelKiperSr is now known as BillB
[11:42] <BillB> I was amused that the gym was only open from 8 until 12 today - as if everyone was leaving to watch the draft
[11:57] <Rippa> Hehehe
[11:57] <Rippa> I know try and eat, type, pay attention and keep the dog away
[11:57] <Rippa> all while not throwing p
[11:57] <Rippa> up
[11:57] <BillB> did you get the Mexican food again?
[11:59] <BillB> awww...the vintage Kiper spot
[11:59] <Rippa> McDonalds - which I will regret
[12:00] <Rippa> I laugh at Kris
[12:00] <BillB> awww....poor little fella
[12:00] <Rippa> okay - I eat. So comments will be a little light for the next few minutes
[12:00] <BillB> It's okay - I am funny. I will pick up the slack
[12:01] <Rippa> Ed I am sure is asleep
[12:01] <BillB> How come there are no shots in this preview of the guys taking their Wonderlic tests?
[12:01] <BillB> I think Ed is just cowering in fear until the Raiders pick
[12:02] <Rippa> God, I will be giddy if the Giants get Gallery and fully aware he will tear his ACL in mini camp
[12:02] <BillB> wait - so Eli Manning is Peyton Manning's brother???
[12:02] <BillB> I really hope that the Giants are just playing their Swerve card to disguise how much they want Gallery
[12:02] <Rippa> You should invite CSC in
[12:02] <BillB> I think he is going to fall asleep too so he won't be much help
[12:03] <Rippa> awww.... the Giants wont pick for like 4 hours
[12:04] * Joins: DevilSaint (LionHart@Star051789.anhmca.adelphia.net)
[12:04] <BillB> let's see who can stay awake the latest
[12:04] <DevilSaint> yea, this is slightly better than making jokes to myself alone in my room
[12:04] <Rippa> Ed has already lost
[12:04] <BillB> I really hope Manning gets up there when the Chargers pick him and just rips the jersey off and steps on it
[12:05] <Rippa> hehehehe
[12:06] <BillB> Simmons had a good point
[12:06] <BillB> Why WOULDN'T you want to play in San Diego?
[12:06] <Rippa> Geez - put the Chargers on the clock already
[12:06] <DevilSaint> eli is pretty pasty, maybe he's scared of the sun
[12:06] <BillB> FIRE AND PASSION!!!
[12:07] <Rippa> or the state breaking off into the sea
[12:07] <DevilSaint> technically only half the state
[12:07] <BillB> wait - should we be surprised that the Chargers owner is making a decision right before the draft?
[12:08] <Rippa> you never know
[12:08] <Rippa> I love how they always send the Italian to NY
[12:08] <BillB> One of the few people I can actually tolerate at Giants camp
[12:08] <BillB> I don't see why the Giants just deal up to #2
[12:08] <BillB> draft Gallery or Roethlisberger
[12:08] <BillB> and then the Raiders can grab Roy Williams at #4
[12:08] <BillB> but what do I know
[12:08] <Rippa> WHOOHOO
[12:08] <Rippa> SUZY!!!!
[12:09] <BillB> haha
[12:09] <BillB> As Suzy gets shot down
[12:09] <Rippa> Suzy is so very tiny
[12:09] <BillB> really a SHUT UP BEFORE I JUMP ON YOU BITCH!!! situation
[12:09] <DevilSaint> Archie looks like he's gonna smack her
[12:09] <DevilSaint> "I told you not to ask my boy that!"
[12:10] <Rippa> This might be the saddest thing I will ever say but...
[12:10] <BillB> I would also kill for Archie to start scolding Suzy for turning down his boy Broadway Joe
[12:10] <BillB> oh - this is gonna be good
[12:10] <Rippa> I think that is the same suit Suzy wore last year
[12:10] <BillB> hehe
[12:10] <DevilSaint> ha
[12:10] <BillB> I think she probably just has that suit and her X Games suit
[12:11] * Quits: DevilSaint (LionHart@Star051789.anhmca.adelphia.net) (Quit: )
[12:11] <Rippa> Aww... Chris loses
[12:11] <BillB> hehe
[12:11] * Joins: DevilSaint (LionHart@Star051789.anhmca.adelphia.net)
[12:11] <DevilSaint> that ain't good that it only took me 10 minutes to accidentally x out of mirc
[12:13] <Rippa> Tagliabue isnt very good at reading the prepared statements. I am going to chalk it up to being nervous and emotional
[12:13] <BillB> I'm shocked that no one screamed go giants
[12:14] <Rippa> I was more surprised no one screamed You SUck!
[12:14] <Rippa> NY shames me far too often
[12:14] <BillB> yeah - exactly
[12:14] <BillB> as my food arrives right on time
[12:15] <DevilSaint> i wonder if I can con my mom into going and grabbing me some before she goes to work
[12:15] <Rippa> I so read that in the wrong way
[12:16] <DevilSaint> i so typed that in the wrong way
[12:16] <Rippa> Lets see if we can get the first round done in less than 6 hours
[12:16] <Rippa> I have no idea why I am taping this... oh well
[12:16] <BillB> because Kris' tape won't work
[12:16] <BillB> and the Vikings have a pick
[12:17] <Rippa> Okay - what I need to know is. If this Manning/Rivers trade actually happens. What the heck else do the Giants give up?
[12:17] <Rippa> I can live with Ike Hillard. I will be bitter if it is the #2 or next year's #1
[12:17] <BillB> oh yeah - I am all about getting rid of Ike
[12:18] <Rippa> Package Ike and Dayne. Make my day
[12:18] <BillB> oh yeah - we still have Ron Dayne
[12:18] <DevilSaint> poor Giants fans
[12:19] <Rippa> Oh yeah - Irvin will punch Mort in the face before the end of the night
[12:19] <BillB> I wasn't watching - just listening  - and I thought - why is Tom Jackson drunk?
[12:19] <BillB> and it was Irvin
[12:20] <BillB> but...the #1 pick...didn't play last year...
[12:21] <Rippa> Boy the Mort "I know Archie Manning and you dont" act is getting real old
[12:22] <BillB> can we get Len Pasquarelli on TV once?
[12:23] <Rippa> That would assure that it would be shot in letterbox
[12:23] <Rippa> ensure also
[12:23] <Rippa> pick the right one
[12:23] <Rippa> Why the F isnt Philip Rivers at the draft?
[12:24] <BillB> awesome!!! the real question - is that girl Philip Rivers' sister or his daughter?
[12:24] <Rippa> Meril is bitter.... this will be fun
[12:24] <BillB> at least he has his hair back
[12:24] <BillB> that was scary
[12:24] <Rippa> Here we go....
[12:25] <Rippa> hehehehehe
[12:25] <DevilSaint> awesome!
[12:25] <BillB> god shut up Mortensen
[12:26] <Rippa> Man - the bitter NY are going to be changing their tune in 2 hours.
[12:26] <Rippa> And then I will laugh and hate my fellow man
[12:26] <BillB> oh yeah
[12:26] <BillB> don't the Giants have all the leverage here now?
[12:27] <Rippa> Mrs. Manning is a piece
[12:27] <Rippa> Oh yeah - that is why I am thinking they might be able to do the straight switch without having to give up a pick
[12:27] <Rippa> Of course, if the Browns dont shoot up the charts, the Giants BETTER take Gallery
[12:27] <Rippa> Especially if they swerved the Chargers
[12:27] <Rippa> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:27] <BillB> what is Ed Werder doing at the Chargers draft party?
[12:28] <Rippa> Angry guy in the white T-shirt
[12:28] <DevilSaint> they put cameras at the horse track for reactions?
[12:28] <Rippa> dog track, if San Diego has them
[12:28] <DevilSaint> those are fun
[12:28] <BillB> a dog track is probably our best chance at seeing Len Pasquarelli
[12:28] <DevilSaint> when you're not feeling like a horrible human being for being there
[12:28] <BillB> it IS a great day for the NFL
[12:29] <BillB> now what was your question Suzy?
[12:29] <Rippa> "I wanna kiss you..."
[12:29] <BillB> if Suzy Kolber ever interviewed me I wouldn't be able to resist saying it
[12:29] <BillB> ha!
[12:30] <BillB> someone come save me!
[12:30] <Rippa> I wouldnt be able to stay conscience (insert the correct spelling)
[12:30] <BillB> yeah - I'm gonna need to edit this for VP
[12:30] <BillB> stupid Leicester
[12:31] <Rippa> Well - we dont have to use this.
[12:31] <Rippa> God - Ed really really really needs to be here for the Raiders pick
[12:31] <BillB> Eli Manning signing with the Yankees would be the greatest thing ever
[12:33] <BillB> come on Madden commercials
[12:33] <Rippa> I am sure he will be a better starter than Jose Contreras
[12:33] <BillB> when is that game today?
[12:33] <Rippa> Dont know
[12:33] <BillB> 1. Poor timing
[12:33] <BillB> Arroyo starting too - I will have to switch back and forth
[12:33] <DevilSaint> 10:05
[12:34] <DevilSaint> my time
[12:34] <BillB> baseball doesn't happen at 10 AM
[12:34] <BillB> unless it's Patriot's Day
[12:34] <Rippa> Ugh..... ESPN.com has the flash inspired front page that will assuredly crash my computer
[12:34] <BillB> dead air~!
[12:35] <Rippa> Aww.... I remember my Andrea Kramer/Romo jokes from last year
[12:35] <BillB> NO ROMO?!?!?!
[12:35] <BillB> yeah really
[12:35] <Rippa> Well - does ESPN really want the crazed steriod freak on TV again
[12:35] <Rippa> I pray for Ed again
[12:35] <Rippa> FUCK
[12:35] <Rippa> FUCK
[12:35] <Rippa> FUCK
[12:35] <BillB> aw fuck
[12:35] <Rippa> FUCK
[12:36] <Rippa> FUCK
[12:36] <Rippa> So much for not working blue
[12:37] <BillB> we can edit that out with darn
[12:37] <Rippa> Oh yeah - tha Jersey isnt coming close to fitting
[12:37] <BillB> like how you edited my Mike Lowell joke :)
[12:37] <Rippa> I edited your Mike Lowell joke?
[12:37] <BillB> I figured you did - either you or Ed
[12:37] <Rippa> Maybe I did. I dont remember doing so but it is possible
[12:38] <BillB> i think maybe Ed fainted
[12:38] <BillB> they didn't fuck up
[12:38] <Rippa> Yikes is that a horrific photo of Gallery
[12:38] * Rippa crosses fingers that the Raiders will be making a trade to the Giants
[12:39] <BillB> oh yeah - the Raiders hired Norv Turner
[12:39] <BillB> I forgot about that
[12:39] <BillB> I feel better now
[12:39] <Rippa> I guess those are Pat Tillman ribbons
[12:39] <DevilSaint> his head can't really be that big, that had to be a child-sized hat they gave as a joke
[12:40] <BillB> here we gi
[12:40] <BillB> go
[12:40] <Rippa> Nope not Madden
[12:40] <BillB> aww I thought that was Madden
[12:40] <BillB> why do you tease me?
[12:40] <BillB> poor NBA
[12:40] <Rippa> Oh yeah - this commerical is going to bug me all day
[12:40] <Rippa> Thankfully the chick in the Black Eyed Peas is hot
[12:41] <BillB> really - Pat Tillman decided to be loyal to the freaking Cardinals
[12:41] <BillB> that is amazing enough for one guy
[12:42] <Rippa> Oh yeah.
[12:43] <DevilSaint> is that the old MTV dudes voice?
[12:43] <DevilSaint> Loader?
[12:43] <Rippa> Yes but its Chris Connelly
[12:43] <DevilSaint> same difference
[12:43] <Rippa> not Kurt Loader
[12:43] <BillB> aww - I remember when Chris Connelly had his ESPN show for a week
[12:43] <BillB> WHAAAAT?
[12:44] <BillB> way to follow the Tillman thing with a shot of a gun firing
[12:44] <Rippa> THANK YOU!
[12:44] <Rippa> I thought that was the only one who thought that was odd
[12:44] <Rippa> and I was thinking I was just being oversensitive
[12:44] <BillB> I've been doing microanalysis of TV images frame-by-frame for two weeks now for all my finals
[12:44] <BillB> this is second nature at this point
[12:46] <Rippa> Wow - I never saw that coming
[12:46] <Rippa> And I know spend the next 15 minutes with my stomach turning in knots
[12:46] <Rippa> ... I now...
[12:47] <BillB> I think it's gonna be Roethlisberger
[12:47] <Rippa> Well - I guess its either Rothershtaklhaberger or Rivers now
[12:48] <Rippa> if its Ben - the Giants keep
[12:48] <Rippa> if its Rivers - I guess they make the trade
[12:48] <Rippa> Though trading down to the Steelers would be great
[12:49] <Rippa> And I cant believe I am agreeing with Michael Irvin
[12:50] <Rippa> The woman in the green is his wife
[12:51] <BillB> We should draft Winslow
[12:51] <BillB> That would be the greatest thing ever
[12:52] <BillB> I so see us skipping our pick
[12:52] <BillB> not getting it in in time
[12:52] <Rippa> Arrghh..... why dont the just draft a mysterious TE from a Div III school again
[12:52] <Rippa> stupid Giants
[12:53] <BillB> come on - like you wouldn't love the Winslow/Shockey 2 TE sets in Madden 2K5
[12:53] <Rippa> In Madden yes - on the field with collins never being able to reach them. No
[12:54] <Rippa> Okay - what was up with the guy in the bizarro Giants Stormtropper helmet
[12:54] <BillB> I think that was the guy in my fantasy league who runs FootballOutsiders
[12:54] <BillB> awww yeah - Youkilis has 3 HRs in 3 games
[12:54] <BillB> something we can all be happy about
[12:54] <Rippa> Oh Good Christ - its the agent scam again
[12:55] <Rippa> I will be giddy when he gets called up
[12:55] <BillB> that's the only game I'm gonna buy scalped tickets to all year
[12:56] <Rippa> Man - I will faint if the Giants take Sean Taylor
[12:56] <Rippa> Ummm Chris - Sean isnt in the green room
[12:56] <Rippa> God I so hate the Giants right now
[12:56] <BillB> just to note - Rich is 1 for 3
[12:57] <BillB> Kris is 2 for 3
[12:57] <Rippa> eh - Picking Manning #1 isnt that hard
[12:57] <DevilSaint> and I'm out of both food and drink by pick 4 - ugh
[12:58] <BillB> hehehe
[12:58] <BillB> that's what delivery is for
[12:58] <Rippa> your mom didnt put out?
[12:58] <DevilSaint> it's 10 am
[12:58] <Rippa> Here we go
[12:58] <BillB> God - Joe Gibbs better be fantastic
[12:58] <BillB> aww...West Coast
[12:58] <BillB> this is gonna be ugly
[12:58] <Rippa> Ummm....
[12:58] <Rippa> Err....
[12:59] <Rippa> And there is nudity at the draft
[12:59] <BillB> ?
[12:59] <Rippa> Didnt you see the stripper with the signs all over her and nothing else
[12:59] <BillB> I did not
[12:59] <DevilSaint> come on - i saw it and my eyes haven't stopped watering for the last 20 minutes
[13:00] <BillB> yeah but you're probably still drunk, you see lots of things that aren't there
[13:00] <BillB> was the stripper at Philip Rivers' house?
[13:00] <DevilSaint> his ladyfriend just might be
[13:00] <Rippa> HA!
[13:00] <Rippa> Berman has no clue
[13:00] <BillB> aww Berman is getting surly
[13:01] <BillB> ooh - definitely possibly
[13:01] <Rippa> Sean Salsbury has the worst soul patch ever
[13:01] <BillB> I AM SMUG!!!
[13:01] <BillB> HA! Ed Werder shifting uncomfortably
[13:01] <BillB> looking like William H. Macy on speed
[13:01] <BillB> PHILIP RIVERS IS NOT HERE!
[13:02] <Rippa> Please let the Redskins draft either a WR or a Gator
[13:02] <Rippa> oh so uncomfortable
[13:02] <Rippa> Wow - Mrs. Rivers maked up herself just a little too much
[13:03] <Rippa> The best is his little sister is so bored with this already
[13:03] <BillB> haha
[13:03] <Rippa> You know she wants to see whats on Nick
[13:03] <BillB> she just wants to watch TV
[13:03] <DevilSaint> I enjoy how his whole family is transfixed on the tv which they're being shown on
[13:03] <BillB> haha
[13:03] <BillB> As if they're being coached off-camera DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA
[13:04] <DevilSaint> by the look of them all you could offer them a cookie and they'd listen to whatever you said
[13:05] <Rippa> Give me his signing bonus and I will do whatever you say
[13:05] <BillB> oh come on - like you're any different
[13:05] <BillB> or I
[13:05] <DevilSaint> if I were back there, I'd at least have been flashing the camera
[13:06] <DevilSaint> unless it was one of those really big cookies
[13:06] <BillB> I love getting up early - like 7:30
[13:06] <Rippa> I would be leaving a voice mail for my boss saying I wouldnt be coming in ever again
[13:06] <BillB> since I live off-campus and it's a Saturday morning - girls were doing the walk of shame after getting drunk and sleeping with fratboys down the hill I live on
[13:06] <BillB> with hat pulled down low and sunglasses on and clothes that aren't theirs
[13:07] <BillB> all going to Dunkin Donuts for an iced coffee
[13:07] <Rippa> Are there any see-saw contests going on?
[13:07] <DevilSaint> they just replaced our last dunkin donuts place with a starbucks
[13:07] <DevilSaint> I wanted to cry
[13:07] <BillB> no sadly - just lots of drunken sex
[13:08] <BillB> we just got our first Krispy Kreme in Boston
[13:08] <Rippa> Oh man - Mort is now just openly mocking me
[13:08] <BillB> lines out the door
[13:08] <DevilSaint> krispy kreme is so 2003
[13:08] <Rippa> Oh man
[13:08] <BillB> OH!
[13:09] <Rippa> Joe Gibbs is making it really really really hard....
[13:09] <Rippa> TRADE
[13:09] <BillB> TRADE!
[13:09] <Rippa> CHAOS!!!
[13:09] <BillB> chaos!!!
[13:09] <BillB> hehe
[13:09] <DevilSaint> wow
[13:09] <Rippa> WHAT??????
[13:09] <BillB> WHAT?!?
[13:09] <DevilSaint> that's sure a bunch
[13:09] <Rippa> i
[13:09] <Rippa> umm
[13:09] <BillB> god that's a stupid trade but this is so awesome
[13:10] <DevilSaint> and I'm the only one in the chat not attempting suicide at the moment...
[13:10] <BillB> I am shopping for Patriots jerseys
[13:10] <Rippa> That is even WORSE than any rumored trade that I heard
[13:10] <BillB> do you want me to take the running diary over Phil?
[13:10] <DevilSaint> stupid Patriots
[13:10] <Rippa> Oh yeah - that makes it so much better Paul
[13:11] <BillB> San Diego capitulated????
[13:11] <Rippa> God - Ernie Acorsi is the stupidest person ever
[13:11] <BillB> I wonder if that trade would work in Madden
[13:12] <Rippa> No because of that max # of draft picks rule
[13:12] <BillB> the max is 10, you'd be okay
[13:13] <Rippa> I didnt even get to finish my Joe Gibbs joke
[13:13] <Rippa> Sean Taylor - the most forgotten #5 pick ever
[13:13] <BillB> You know Sean Taylor is hating life now
[13:13] <BillB> geez
[13:13] <BillB> Aww...someone called Philip Rivers
[13:14] <BillB> and his sister is officially watching Hey Arnold
[13:14] <DevilSaint> I'm gonna have to get a few friends to go to a Chargers game dressed as Weezer with me next season
[13:14] <Rippa> HOLY SHIT
[13:14] <BillB> ?
[13:14] <Rippa> So they are giving up the #1 AND are going to play Eli out of the gate
[13:14] <BillB> hehe Chris
[13:15] <BillB> There's no reason not to
[13:15] <BillB> I mean they've already shit on Kerry Collins enough
[13:15] <Rippa> I mean, I loathe Kerry Collins and all but.... Eli Manning isnt Johnny Unitas
[13:15] <BillB> frozen!
[13:17] <DevilSaint> it's not possible to shit on Kerry Collins enough
[13:17] <Rippa> The draft has completely baffled ESPN.com.
[13:18] <BillB> that moment of chaos was fantastic
[13:18] <Rippa> They are still stuck on Sean Taylor
[13:18] <Rippa> AWESOME!!!!
[13:18] <Rippa> They teased the QB situation answer and the feed dies
[13:18] <BillB> technology!! it is useless!
[13:18] <BillB> 1-0 Sox
[13:19] <Rippa> I made my David Crockettesqe joke
[13:19] <Rippa> so I feel a little better
[13:19] <Rippa> the Yanks losing again wont help matters
[13:19] <DevilSaint> wouldn't he get fined and suspended for most of those hits they just showed if they happened in the NFL?
[13:20] <Rippa> His from Miami - he can get suspended for lots of things
[13:20] <BillB> of course
[13:20] <BillB> shhh
[13:20] <Rippa> Marcel is giddy
[13:20] <BillB> okay - Winslow needs to upgrade the wife
[13:21] <Rippa> Aww.... odessa just made the same comment about Philip Rivers' wife
[13:22] <DevilSaint> what language was that?
[13:22] <DevilSaint> good lord
[13:22] <Rippa> Cokish
[13:23] <BillB> YEAH! MORT REFUSES TO SHUT UP!
[13:24] <Rippa> I wish I was in NY right now to be able to turn on the FAN at the moment
[13:24] <Rippa> assuming they arent using the ESPN feed
[13:24] <BillB> you are braver than I am
[13:24] <Rippa> Well - that trade certainly was cooked up by Jerome from the Bronx
[13:25] <BillB> hehe
[13:26] <Rippa> I am surprised the didnt move Tiki yet since Coughlin is so in love with Ron Dayne
[13:26] <BillB> patience - we still have more picks to trade away
[13:27] <Rippa> Yeah - the 2nd pick in the 2nd round is going to be tempting to many a person
[13:28] <Rippa> GAH
[13:28] <Rippa> That is a bright bright suit
[13:28] <BillB> Roy Williams does NOT look happy
[13:28] <BillB> COWBOY HAT!
[13:30] <BillB> Berman is going to start punching people soon
[13:30] <BillB> John Kruk is going to repel from the ceiling and hit Michael Irvin in the back of the head
[13:30] <Rippa> AWESOME!!!!
[13:30] <Rippa> Michael Irvin hates education
[13:31] <BillB> get the fuck out of school is right
[13:31] <BillB> somewhere Billy Beane gets angry
[13:31] <DevilSaint> fight!
[13:31] <BillB> compared to the Giants that's not so bad
[13:32] <BillB> I'm trying to figure out how this happened
[13:32] <BillB> K. Millar singled to pitcher, K. Millar to second on pitcher K. Brown's throwing error
[13:32] <BillB> and Jeter got thrown out trying to steal by Varitek? That's ugly
[13:32] <Rippa> Bunt single
[13:32] <Rippa> Becaus I doubt Brown was trying to pickoff Millar
[13:32] <BillB> Millar?
[13:32] <BillB> Oh geez
[13:33] <Rippa> I am a FOOL
[13:33] <Rippa> Let me fire up the audio feed of the Yankee game
[13:33] <BillB> uh oh
[13:33] <BillB> -M. Bellhorn safe at first on pitcher K. Brown's fielding error, K. Millar to third
[13:34] <BillB> they are treating him like he's Jim Abbott
[13:34] <DevilSaint> as I weep for my poor little fantasy team
[13:34] <Rippa> Abbott fielded better
[13:35] <Rippa> Well for a guy with players on your trading block, you sure ignore any offers made to you
[13:35] <Rippa> BTW - Sox have teh bases loaded now
[13:35] <BillB> and he just hit Kapler
[13:35] <Rippa> Yeah - for once I am head of you
[13:35] <BillB> but Pokey Reese is up - so RBI double-play
[13:35] <Rippa> Sac Fly
[13:35] <DevilSaint> people cancel the offers before I even see them!
[13:35] <Rippa> Thats because they sit for 5 days :-)
[13:36] <DevilSaint> just keep offering and I'll come home drunk and accept one eventually
[13:36] <Rippa> hehehehe - Sterling and Steiner are ripping Bellhorn for not tagging up on Bernie
[13:36] <Rippa> Especially now since Damon just hit a fly ball
[13:36] <BillB> oh boy - Jacey with the creepy post
[13:37] <BillB> it's like a courtesy - we don't run on Bernie, you don't run on Damon
[13:37] <Rippa> Yeah - that was quite the interesting return post
[13:37] <Rippa> Kris is now over the moon
[13:37] <BillB> yeah the moonpie
[13:38] <Rippa> Aww....
[13:38] <BillB> ok - 1 run with bases loaded and nobody out is not good
[13:39] <Rippa> Boy - lets show the clip of Hall getting the world's easiest INT thanks to a comical decision by the PItt QB
[13:39] <BillB> I think I want to interview someone in the media for vp
[13:39] <BillB> but I can't decide who
[13:39] <Rippa> I have thought about things like that too
[13:39] <BillB> when I take the class with the Red Sox radio announcer in the fall I will get it in there somehow
[13:39] <BillB> geez - did Mort seem happy with himself for making the MeAngelo Hall joke
[13:40] <Rippa> AWESOME! Berman is so very bitter
[13:40] <Rippa> And Kiper ignoring them is great
[13:40] <BillB> I think Kiper is plotting his pay-per-view draft special
[13:41] <BillB> AJ Smith looks four feet tall
[13:41] <Rippa> See if this was the NBA, I know that David Stern would be rewarding teh Giants for cleaning up this mess some how
[13:41] <Rippa> But unfortunately no....
[13:42] <BillB> I am sure we will get that Ukranian DT
[13:43] <Rippa> Are there any French Centers?
[13:43] <Rippa> God - Payton is a media whore
[13:44] <DevilSaint> I'm so never going to make it through another 22 picks
[13:44] <Rippa> Yeah Payton and Michael Irvin thinks you are a fool
[13:45] <Rippa> Oh Eli you were so close to saying Proven Veteran
[13:45] <BillB> yeah - why does he tease us?
[13:45] <BillB> it's ok - he can fill the Jason Sehorn memorial role
[13:47] <Rippa> Dont joke - Sehorn is a free agent and I no longer trust Acorsi or Coughlin
[13:47] <BillB> if they do it I become a Patriots fan
[13:48] <Rippa> Sterling and Steiner are talking about the trade now
[13:48] <BillB> actually
[13:48] <BillB> I am more likely to just give up on football
[13:48] <Rippa> They are begging me to flip over to the Jets full time again
[13:48] <BillB> oh yeah - Eli's gonna be moving his feet alright
[13:48] <Rippa> Boy - I forgot that Jacksonville was on the clock
[13:49] <BillB> huh?
[13:50] <BillB> Rich is 1 for 9 BTW
[13:50] <DevilSaint> I'm a tall, big guy who can run after the catch too!
[13:50] <BillB> you can neither run nor catch
[13:50] <Rippa> I am big and tall. I cant run after the catch.... or make the catch
[13:50] <Rippa> Dammit Bill
[13:51] <BillB> I am short and measly and crippled - I am happy to assist in chop-blocking DBs
[13:51] <BillB> hehe - Rich also picked a guy to go to two different teams in the first round
[13:52] <DevilSaint> I'm not even big enough to be the token fat lineman anymore
[13:52] <BillB> you're working on it though!
[13:52] <DevilSaint> I'd just be the clumsy tight end who couldn't block the big guys and couldn't catch the small onesw
[13:52] <BillB> hehe
[13:52] <Rippa> aww... the board is crashing
[13:52] <Rippa> So you will be Derek Brown?
[13:53] <BillB> hehe
[13:53] <DevilSaint> I'm way too tired to figure out who that is
[13:53] <Rippa> Bitter NY reference
[13:53] <DevilSaint> figured such
[13:54] <Rippa> I should have made the Johnny Mitchell joke
[13:55] <Rippa> Oof.... the Jets are going to be pissed
[13:55] <BillB> Ah - there we go. I couldn't remember Thomas Lewis' name for a minute
[13:56] <Rippa> I should have made the Fred Baxter joke
[13:56] <BillB> mmm...LOB
[13:56] <DevilSaint> wait...Dunta?
[13:56] <BillB> Dunta?
[13:56] <BillB> When are you going to do the Al Toon FPotM
[13:56] <BillB> I need to do Barry Foster
[13:56] <DevilSaint> i thought they were just terribly mispronouncing Dante all this time
[13:57] <Rippa> Geez - I really hope my sister is okay because I am sure a riot broke out at the Giants Draft Day party thingy and I know she was planning on attending
[13:57] <BillB> you've seen Dream Job
[13:57] <BillB> people on ESPN don't mispronounce things
[13:57] <BillB> maybe she could write an angry letter to Giants management or something
[13:57] <BillB> you really need to put the letter to Clemens on VP
[13:57] <Rippa> I will write up the Toon/Walker combo next week some time
[13:58] <BillB> ha!
[13:58] <Rippa> Suzy with the SCOOP!
[13:58] <DevilSaint> stick that mic in there!
[13:58] <BillB> this is fantastic
[13:58] <Rippa> oh so uncomfortable
[13:58] <Rippa> I think they just threw Suzy out
[13:58] <BillB> Can we get Cowher to tell him to get the microphone out of there
[13:58] <Rippa> And the NY fans become bitter again
[13:59] <Rippa> Okay - I think some draft rules were just broken
[13:59] <BillB> are the Steelers still on the clock?
[13:59] <DevilSaint> can't we get Tags to come out and announce them picking someone else?
[13:59] <BillB> David Stern would do it
[13:59] <Rippa> Someone needs to tell Ben not to head up to the stage yet
[14:00] <BillB> Who goes to Marshall from the board?
[14:00] <BillB> Like it's VP's #1 location by far
[14:00] <Rippa> That would have made the greatest thing ever
[14:01] <Rippa> Well the Jets have to draft defense since the waived everyone this offseason
[14:01] <Rippa> I am guessing the guy with a lotta "U"s in his name from USC (I refuse to try and spell it)
[14:02] <BillB> udeze?
[14:02] <BillB> what about the LB?
[14:04] <Rippa> Its seems a little high for DJ Williams
[14:04] <Rippa> I could be wrong though
[14:04] <Rippa> Of course - the Jets will most likely taking the guy eating themselves right out of the draft
[14:04] <Rippa> Vince Wolfork
[14:04] <Rippa> Wilfork
[14:05] <BillB> that's the guy I was talking about
[14:05] <Rippa> Oh yeah - I forgot about him
[14:05] <Rippa> LB, Miami - there are so many
[14:05] <BillB> Patriots? LB?
[14:07] <Rippa> Can Rosenhaus swindle the Bills for a second straight year
[14:09] <Rippa> So Madden made no commericals this year. Instead we have to live with 1000 hideous Coors Light ones
[14:10] <Rippa> And I think the Bill/Chris sleeping contest has ended in a tie
[14:12] <Rippa> Cowher cant remember Leftwich's name which was fun
[14:12] <Rippa> A-Rod hits a solo HR
[14:12] <Rippa> stupid chat
Session Close: Sat Apr 24 14:14:08 2004

Session Start: Sat Apr 24 14:20:34 2004
Session Ident: #stupidfootball
[14:20] * Now talking in #stupidfootball
[14:20] <BillB> whoopsie
[14:20] * BillB sets mode: +o Rippa
[14:20] <Rippa> Grr....
[14:20] * BillB sets mode: +l 3
[14:20] * ChanServ sets mode: +l 5
[14:20] <BillB> it's not my fault you left
[14:21] <BillB> the dude who's revving his motorcycle next to my room is getting that bike egged tonight
[14:21] <Rippa> Well I thought my connection died since you too were chatting
[14:21] <Rippa> so I was going to re-enter to see if that was the problem
[14:22] <BillB> awesome!!!
[14:22] <BillB> undisclosed location!!
[14:22] <DevilSaint> undisclosed locatioN!
[14:23] <DevilSaint> he's probably partying and betting on midget fights in international waters
[14:23] <Rippa> Michael Clayton being in the draft is very confusing to me
[14:23] <BillB> Dave Brown!
[14:23] <Rippa> I keep thinking we have gone back in time
[14:24] <DevilSaint> this music is starting to make me wanna kill
[14:24] <DevilSaint> YEA!
[14:25] <BillB> how is the Sox game 2-1???
[14:25] <Rippa> A-Rod hit a solo HR
[14:26] <BillB> well yeah I meant more in the how have the Red Sox not scored 10 runs
[14:26] <Rippa> So none of like that 4 minutes I was talking to myself came through? Or you just werent paying attention?
[14:26] <DevilSaint> I fell asleep in my chair
[14:26] <Rippa> Dont blame me that your guys cant run the bases correctly
[14:27] <BillB> I had a phone call and the boys' room called
[14:27] <BillB> is that why they haven't scored? Ack
[14:27] <BillB> AWESOME!!! Sugnlasss AND the leather chair with everyone else standing
[14:27] <Rippa> That was an amazing look
[14:27] <BillB> Sugnlasss??????
[14:27] <BillB> Sunglasses
[14:28] <Rippa> Of course - the last guy I saw look like that was Biggie
[14:30] <Rippa> that really is an amazing look
[14:31] <DevilSaint> he's got such a Mike Tyson vibe goin on
[14:31] <Rippa> oh good please dont ask him to sing
[14:32] <Rippa> and if he is Tyson - I fear for the women in that room
[14:34] <DevilSaint> awww - I enjoy Hopke schooling me on my social life in the Love/Hate threa
[14:34] <DevilSaint> d
[14:34] <BillB> hehe
[14:34] <BillB> oh boy - my roomate says that Suzy Kolber was giving him the eye after each question
[14:35] <BillB> yeah - use Smack My Bitch Up
[14:35] <Rippa> Harris or your roommate?
[14:36] <Rippa> now I am starting to fall asleep
[14:37] <DevilSaint> I really miss the panthers top 5 picks where I can wake up for half an hour, then sleep till 3
[14:37] <Rippa> Yeah - I really have about a million things I should be doing while this is going on
[14:37] <Rippa> And it feels a hell of a lot later than 2:30
[14:39] <DevilSaint> the draft tends to do that
[14:40] <Rippa> Yeah - I dont know how much longer I am going to last
[14:40] <Rippa> Maybe through the first of the NE picks for Bill
[14:40] <DevilSaint> as soon as the chat goes, I don't have a shot
[14:41] <Rippa> Well I am just sitting on my bed doing nothing - I think that is why I am starting to get tired
[14:41] <DevilSaint> I moved my reclined in front of the comp :)
[14:41] <Rippa> Once the chat is done, I can do stuff around the apartment. Heck, I could even fire up MVP
[14:41] <DevilSaint> recliner too
[14:42] <Rippa> Umm.....
[14:42] <Rippa> Okay
[14:42] <DevilSaint> "he was....um....on my list..."
[14:42] <Rippa> Bill is dead
[14:42] <DevilSaint> some drunk girl probably crashed through his window
[14:43] <Rippa> I think his roommate confused him with the Suzy giving him the eye line
[14:43] <DevilSaint> yea, i've read that far too many times and still don't get it
[14:44] <DevilSaint> oh - the Bucs screwed the Niners out of a WR?
[14:44] <DevilSaint> cool, I like it
[14:44] <Rippa> Busta Rymes is eligble to be drafted?
[14:45] <BillB> my MVP season got busted so I'm back to Madden
[14:45] <BillB> my roomate showed up so I'm going back and forth
[14:45] <Rippa> how did your MVP season get busted?
[14:45] <BillB> I think I turned it off while it was saving
[14:45] <Rippa> Hey if you wanna go play Madden - Chris and I will gladly drift off to sleep
[14:45] <Rippa> :-)
[14:45] <BillB> you too are weak
[14:46] <DevilSaint> oh yea, I'd love to pick up about two hours of sleep
[14:46] <Rippa> Well I have been up since 5
[14:46] <BillB> yeah but you're used to that
[14:46] <DevilSaint> wake up with my room being 100 degrees and me being more pissed than I am now
[14:46] <Rippa> and I have to get up at like 3 am to pick up my wife
[14:46] <BillB> cry me a river Smoothie boy
[14:46] <BillB> I could see my freaking breath yesterday
[14:46] <BillB> TIM DUNCAN!!!
[14:46] <DevilSaint> i could see mine last night
[14:46] <DevilSaint> at like 2
[14:46] <DevilSaint> for the first 5 seconds I was outside
[14:47] <Rippa> I am sure you could smell your breathe too by the end of the evening
[14:47] <DevilSaint> you got no idea - the amount of phlem this sickness thing is producing just ain't right
[14:49] <Rippa> Yeah I think I will probably last through this pick and then start doing things
[14:49] <Rippa> Stupid dishes
[14:49] <DevilSaint> dishes?
[14:49] <Rippa> The kitchen is so very dirty
[14:50] <Rippa> I love Berman having no idea what is going on
[14:50] <BillB> oh man
[14:50] <BillB> Chris Berman is totally flustered
[14:50] <Rippa> Now he is bitter too as his beloved Niners trade down
[14:50] <Rippa> Wow - everyone is angry this year
[14:51] <Rippa> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[14:51] <DevilSaint> ha!
[14:51] <BillB> awwwwww
[14:51] <Rippa> AWESOME!
[14:51] <BillB> is that a you fucked up chant?
[14:51] <BillB> god - everyone is on Mort's freaking lists
[14:51] <DevilSaint> aww I can't sleep after something like that
[14:52] <Rippa> Oh yeah - that will motivate for awhile now
[14:52] <DevilSaint> philly cheesesteaks, here he comes!
[14:52] <Rippa> AWESOME!!!! 13% of the people voting say Jesse Palmer should be the Giants starter
[14:53] <Rippa> there were some random white folk in that room
[14:53] <DevilSaint> there has to be some correlation between that number and the % of voters who are women/gay The Bachlor watchers
[14:53] <Rippa> do we know exactly what the Eagles gave up?
[14:53] <Rippa> there it is
[14:54] <Rippa> and Palmer's family
[14:54] <Rippa> Good Lord is he enormous
[14:54] <DevilSaint> he's crushing the poor kid in that car
[14:55] <BillB> haha
[14:56] <DevilSaint> there's nothing like enormous fat men to liven up the draft
[14:56] <Rippa> The Sox sure arent afraid to leave a million guys on base today
[14:56] <Rippa> The Vikings will be on the clock soon too
[14:56] <Rippa> That will help
[14:56] <DevilSaint> check out the picture on espn.com
[14:57] <Rippa> hehehehe
[14:57] <Rippa> Wow - Boston 0-12 with runners in scoring position today
[14:57] <BillB> gah that's ugly
[14:58] <DevilSaint> welcome to a day of feeling like a Dodger fan
[14:58] <BillB> YEAH!
[14:58] <BillB> Steven Jackson is gonna start doing his Maciej Lampe impression
[14:59] <Rippa> He is going to get drafted by the Cowboys and then I am going to have to listen to Dean carrying on
[14:59] <BillB> I could see the Patriots moving up
[15:02] <BillB> If Michael Irvin doesn't make that trade, why would you Mike Shanahan? Why why why??
[15:02] <Rippa> I didnt understand a single word Irvin just said
[15:02] <Rippa> WOO-HOO!!! Yankees rally
[15:03] <BillB> didn't it happen last year?
[15:03] <BillB> ugh
[15:03] <Rippa> 1st and 3rd no outs
[15:03] <Rippa> I see a pop out and then a inning ending DP
[15:03] <Rippa> Jesus Chris - ASK A QUESTION!!!
[15:04] <DevilSaint> someones gotta fill the time - Reid sure isn't going to
[15:05] <Rippa> YES!
[15:05] <Rippa> Tie game
[15:05] <Rippa> Francona left Arroyo in too long
[15:05] <Rippa> Looks like Kris is back from work since I see his name on the board
[15:06] <Rippa> CB, DE - they play on the same side of the ball
[15:06] <DevilSaint> Bermans been waiting like an hour to bust out that Men in Black joke from how quick he busted it out
[15:07] <Rippa> The words we have all been waiting for - the Minnesota Vikings are on the clock
[15:07] <DevilSaint> and i really need to stop using bust more than once in sentances
[15:08] <Rippa> I hate Chris Berman
[15:08] <DevilSaint> since when do the Saints wear black?
[15:08] <Rippa> Its their away colors (or maybe their home uniforms)
[15:08] <Rippa> I dont remember
[15:10] <DevilSaint> i should know that
[15:10] <DevilSaint> as Bill dies again
[15:11] <Rippa> Well - the Vikes picking is keeping me interested
[15:11] <Rippa> Its also possible he flipped over to the Yanks?Red Sox game
[15:11] <DevilSaint> thats what I'm banking on
[15:12] <Rippa> Busta is bitter
[15:12] <DevilSaint> ow FUCK
[15:12] <DevilSaint> stupid chair tipping over backwards
[15:13] <Rippa> great - we are going to have our first chat related fatality
[15:13] <DevilSaint> I'm just glad I didn't shatter by bottle of rum that was like 3 inches away from my gargantuan head
[15:13] <DevilSaint> my too
[15:13] <Rippa> Why did they send Ed to Washington when the Skins had one pick?
[15:14] <Rippa> Umm... it looks like the Fins have traded up
[15:14] <DevilSaint> hhaha
[15:15] <Rippa> Oh man - the Fins drafting Stephen Jackson would be the funniest thing ever
[15:15] <Rippa> And I hate being right - stupid Yankees
[15:15] <Rippa> Okay - that was really od
[15:15] <Rippa> d
[15:16] <Rippa> And is there going to be any Hurricane not drafted in the first round
[15:16] <DevilSaint> this whole thing has be terrible confused
[15:16] <DevilSaint> and now Kiper is saying my name and I have no idea why
[15:18] <Rippa> MMm.... beer
[15:18] <DevilSaint> damn you
[15:19] <DevilSaint> stupid underagedness
[15:19] <Rippa> Because lord knows I am not sleepy enough
[15:20] <Rippa> well the good thing about the Giants trade is that since they gave up their third round pick - I can stop caring right after their second round pick
[15:20] <DevilSaint> candystriper!
[15:20] <Rippa> CANDY STRIPER;....
[15:20] <Rippa> dammit Chris!!!!
[15:21] <DevilSaint> I enjoy my buddy calling me just now completely convinced that the Dolphins are going all the way with no cold weather division games in December
[15:22] <Rippa> BTW - Rich has a grand total of 2 picks correct
[15:22] <DevilSaint> beautiful
[15:23] <Rippa> Kris has - I think - 7
[15:23] <Rippa> Aww... they gave up on the round table already
[15:23] <DevilSaint> mmmm....round table
[15:24] <Rippa> Bill is ignoring the NE pick
[15:24] <DevilSaint> he's gonna be leaving for a whole month, he needs to get his quality time in with the roomy
[15:25] <Rippa> Andrea with the very very creepy long stare at the camera
[15:25] <Rippa> I think its more the quality time with the Gamecube
[15:25] <DevilSaint> aww - I need to stop insulting people who will come back and read what I write eventually
[15:25] <Rippa> I think I will be giving up on this chat in like the next 5 minutes
[15:26] <DevilSaint> I'd probably have fired mine up too if I hadn't played like 5 straight hours over the course of the night
[15:26] <DevilSaint> stupid determination to unlock the polo grounds
[15:26] <Rippa> I have already played like 5 games of MVP and 2 NHL games today
[15:26] <Rippa> This chat is keeping me from more since the Gamecube is in the other room :-)
[15:26] <DevilSaint> I'm so pissed
[15:27] <DevilSaint> I accidentally erased my Madden season when trying to save my MVP one
[15:27] <DevilSaint> 8 years in:(
[15:27] <Rippa> That is what I did when I was got NHL 2004. I tried to combine everything onto one memory card and deleted my original Madden season
[15:28] <DevilSaint> heaven forbid they make memory cards big enough to fit two games worth
[15:29] <Rippa> Well that was the problem - I bought one of those giant non-Nintendo cards
[15:29] <Rippa> I didnt realize you had to format it first.
[15:29] <DevilSaint> aww
[15:29] <Rippa> So I moved the Madden info and THEN the card reformatted deleting the info
[15:29] <Rippa> so very angry
[15:29] <DevilSaint> yea
[15:29] <DevilSaint> I think I'll survive, though
[15:30] <Rippa> The sad thing is that I actually kinda got a little bored with Madden as I have gone 16-0 with SB wins two seasons in a row
[15:30] <Rippa> I am so addicted to MVP at the moment
[15:30] <DevilSaint> me too
[15:30] <Rippa> I have 4 of the 8 Stadiums unlocked
[15:30] <DevilSaint> i think I'm like 13-2 with the MLB club
[15:30] <Rippa> I am 51-9 with the Yanks right now
[15:30] <DevilSaint> jesus - you play all those?
[15:30] <Rippa> Yup
[15:31] <DevilSaint> I am in awe
[15:31] <Rippa> On a work day, I probably play 3 games a day
[15:31] <Rippa> On a weekend - it could be up to 10 games
[15:31] <Rippa> It helps that it is the Yankees
[15:31] <DevilSaint> I was just excited when i caught up to the real-life season
[15:31] <Rippa> The AAA and AA games are a little more challenging - when I play them
[15:32] <Rippa> hehehe
[15:32] <Rippa> I am in June and in the middle of interleague play.
[15:32] <DevilSaint> I can't wait for that
[15:32] <Rippa> It was weird - I was like "HEy, I didnt know the Yanks played Colorado this year"
[15:32] <DevilSaint> I think in like 3 games I've scored 752 runs off Kenny Rogers
[15:33] <Rippa> Oh yeah - the Orioles must love me because I won 3 games so far off of Jorge Julio
[15:33] <DevilSaint> oh!  and trading Eckstein is the most satisfying thing ever
[15:33] <Rippa> hehehehe
[15:34] <DevilSaint> I don't think I've seen the little guy drive in a run since the world series
[15:34] <Rippa> Okay NE make the pick so I can go walk the dog and then start playing MVP (since we have been talking about it I want to play)
[15:34] <DevilSaint> fucking Panthers
[15:35] <DevilSaint> I'm so falling asleep at pick 25, just like I called
[15:35] <Rippa> Seriously - has everyone but Eli Manning been from Miami today
[15:36] <DevilSaint> pretty much
[15:36] <DevilSaint> except the candy striper
[15:37] <Rippa> Actually - I wanna see what the Boys do and then I am gone
[15:37] <Rippa> Poor Bill
[15:37] <DevilSaint> stupid wrong numbers calling my phone
[15:37] <DevilSaint> giving me dillusions of having something to do
[15:38] <BillB> you've been saying that for like 8 picks
[15:38] <BillB> I got distracted by the Sox game
[15:39] <Rippa> We figured
[15:39] <Rippa> Since I am listening to that I can watch the draft and hear the game
[15:39] <Rippa> Stupid compelling part of the draft
[15:40] <DevilSaint> I'd be flipping, but i've been trying to work up the energy to stand and grab my remote from the other side of the room for an hour
[15:40] <DevilSaint> but it never happens
[15:40] <Rippa> The Cowboys pick will be a nice break point until the Giants 2nd round pick in like 2 hours
[15:41] <Rippa> Michael uses the word "We"
[15:41] <DevilSaint> Irvins about to cream his shorts
[15:42] <Rippa> Aww.... poor little Red Sox
[15:44] <DevilSaint> ok, with how this draft has gone they CAN'T pick Jackson at this point
[15:44] <Rippa> Irvin trying to make Troy Hambrick cry
[15:46] <Rippa> The Yanks winning right here would help me get to playing MVP quicker too
[15:46] <DevilSaint> works for me
[15:47] <DevilSaint> god - hurry up and get to the pick
[15:48] <Rippa> Oh yeah - the Cowboys so have to draft someone else now considering how all they have been talking about is Jackson
[15:49] <Rippa> TRADE!
[15:49] <DevilSaint> did Irvin just hit something?
[15:51] <Rippa> Bill might be hitting something soon if the Yanks can drive in ARod
[15:51] <DevilSaint> jeeze
[15:51] <Rippa> WOW - Dallas just whored Buffalo real good
[15:52] <DevilSaint> what else is new
[15:52] <Rippa> Grr.... stupid Yankees
[15:54] <Rippa> Man - Sean Salisbury is all over Losman's jock
[15:56] <Rippa> And sleep is starting to set in agin
[15:56] <Rippa> again
[15:56] <Rippa> The game really needs to end
[15:56] <Rippa> Ugh
[15:56] <Rippa> Stupid Travis Lee
[15:57] <DevilSaint> i can't blink anymore
[15:57] <Rippa> Hodge is hating
[15:58] <DevilSaint> you would too if your parents named you merril
[16:01] <Rippa> AWESOMEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:01] <Rippa> Gary Sheffield saves the Yanks
[16:01] <Rippa> Bill's TV cowers in fear
[16:01] <DevilSaint> what happened?
[16:01] <Rippa> Leaping catch against the wall in the Top of the 10th
[16:02] <DevilSaint> nice
[16:02] <DevilSaint> with my luck this year he probably injured himself
[16:03] <Rippa> yes - the season is still young
[16:04] <Rippa> Man Mort is a dick today
[16:05] <DevilSaint> everyone has been.  the whole Eli thing riled'em up and they've never settled down
[16:06] <Rippa> Now I am just sticking out till the end of the Yankee game... which you never know might end after the first round
[16:06] <Rippa> stupid baseball
[16:07] <DevilSaint> I've been fighting the urge to go shower for awhile now
[16:09] <Rippa> Well, I am going to have to walk the dog soon no matter what.
[16:09] <Rippa> I figure I will see if the game ends during this inning and then I will go
[16:09] <DevilSaint> i think i'm done after this pick
[16:10] <DevilSaint> 6 picks...that should leave time for a good half an hour shower
[16:10] <Rippa> Jesus - Travis Lee sucks
[16:10] <Rippa> And why the fuck is Varitek leading off
[16:11] <DevilSaint> Irvin standing up for his Jesus buddy
[16:13] <Rippa> awww... Kris is trying to drum up people for the chat :-)
[16:13] <DevilSaint> haha
[16:13] <DevilSaint> FIGHT!
[16:14] <Rippa> Man Irvin is all about protecting his Jesus buddy. I expect him to defend Brandon Claussen and JD Drew next
[16:14] <DevilSaint> this is gold
[16:16] <Rippa> I an really tiring of Eli Manning interviews
[16:17] <DevilSaint> wait...they traded to the rams?
[16:17] <DevilSaint> fuck - i don't care who the rams pick
[16:17] <Rippa> Oof - the only thing worse would be the Giants trading for Kurt Warner
[16:17] <Rippa> Oh you meant Cicny
[16:17] <Rippa> Cincy
[16:17] <Rippa> Okay......
[16:17] <DevilSaint> thats....uh....interesting
[16:18] <Rippa> Marshall Fualk is officially told that he is over the hill
[16:18] <DevilSaint> i would have thought he'd get the message after getting like 7 carries a game last season
[16:18] <DevilSaint> yea, that's it.  I'm bailing before something interesting happens again
[16:18] <Rippa> Mike Martz = GENIUS
[16:18] <DevilSaint> later, yo
[16:18] <Rippa> later
[16:19] * Quits: DevilSaint (LionHart@Star051789.anhmca.adelphia.net) (Quit: )
[16:19] <Rippa> I will linger until the end of this stupid game
[16:25] <Rippa> Arrggghhhh.....
[16:37] * Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Apr 24 16:37:40 2004